Abby says: "Sometimes my mom can be soooo oblivious. We have been on the tripawds site for almost 8 months now and this is the first either of us have heard of the Kill Barney Tour! WtH??

I WANT Barney. Here is what I would do with him:

First, I'd let him settle into his own room, which has a lovely view. I think he'd be quite comfortable there. Then my mom has offered to take him to the 'world famous' San Diego zoo. (I would like to go along, but they have stupid rules about dogs.) After that we could take him to the bestest dog beach ever, and my favorite place in the world, Fiesta Island. There are over 100 acres of room to run and you can play in the water and stay nice and cool. He could meet my other friends. Hopefully there would be pelicans there. I think they look a little prehistoric, and he might like seeing something that looks like it's right out of the paleolithic era. (My mom thinks I am not smart enough to know words like paleolithic, but then, she also thinks I don't know how to get into my food bin. It's not that I don't know how; I'm just biding my time…)

Anyway, after all that site-seeing and fun, he'd be tired, and I'd bring him back here to my house and, with his nice, false sense of security, I'd kill him. (It is the KILL Barney tour, right? Not the Maim Barney or Wing Barney or Show Barney A Good Time tour. Correct?) 

This is what I did to my so-called "tuff" shark that my parents brought me back from Maui. You don't need two front paws to hold these things down and kill them. One paw works just as good!

Please send him to me. I want to eat him. Now! Nom, nom, nom. Love, Abby"

Abby's mom says: "I have been sewing for years and can handle the repairs necessary to get him in shape to travel on to the next house, so even though Abby is threatening to actually kill him, I think I can resuscitate him. Also, I noticed on the map that he's never been to San Diego. Geez, just like all the big rock groups who skip our fair city! I think Barney is about due for a little dose of what used to be 'America's Finest City'."

Jackie & Abby

Katy has informed me that she'd LOVE a crack at that stupid purple dino.  She became an official Tripawd just 2 days ago, so she's still recovering of course, but nomming on Barney's butt would certainly give her something to do while she's lying around with an icepack on her chest.  Now's a good time to visit Florida, not too hot, rainy season's over…Katy and her sisters would show the purplesaurus an awesome time, I promise! 

Princess Pegz checking in…I WANT a visit from the purple boy. I love stinky cheese and love stinky dino's.

I reeeeeeally want to shake the stupid cat…but that won't fly here. Not sure what their problem is.

Come soon, Barney Boy. Your destiny awaits.