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you are surrounded in your own camp Monkeybuttler... bahahahahaaaaaaaa!!! I love it! And here you were hoping to get a "monkeysister"
I guess your mommy put the kabash on THAT monkeybusiness!! well at least Monkeyface Mattie wont get dumped on just yet... not THAT I care ahemm.... and that was a THROAT clearing not a cough....
carry on Monkeydog Cosmo - dissention in the ranks is perfect ... hehehehee
Coopsdad/ Kenneth Blackburn
http://cooper.t.....ipawds.com
the monkeydogs only THINK they have invaded the tripawd state
Dakota Dawg said:
So I was told to apply here for a job. I live with Dakota who got his leg lopped off recently, but I don't really care. I am not brave and I have been told I am not smart, but I don't really care. I like to eat and some people think I'm overweight, but I don't really care. I tear things up that don't belong to me and last week I peed on my bed, but I don't really care. So my resume is below; it's a picture of Dakota's new bed after I got done with it this morning. Please let me know if I'm in.
Sincerely,
Evelyn
Dearest Beautiful Evelyn,
You are brave, smart and beautiful! (for those of you that havent seen Evelyn, her picture is on Dakotas blog)
Overweight ?!! Phooey! Mom calls me Chunky Monkey cause I will push Daisy away from her dish and hoover up her food but hey! A Monkeydogs gotta keep up his energy. Its alot of work to disassemble a new bed!)
Spirit Samson was Spirit Tripawd Daisys four legged "brother" and ruled as the self proclaimed head of the Monkeybutt Federations East Coast Division. Lady Chunky Monkey stayed from Oct 2011 and left for the bridge in Apr 2012. Miss Perdy is left and has some big pawprints to fill.
Do you have what it takes to be a Monkeybutt? Find out more at the Monkeybutt Federation
Dakota Dawg said:
So I was told to apply here for a job. I live with Dakota who got his leg lopped off recently, but I don't really care. I am not brave and I have been told I am not smart, but I don't really care. I like to eat and some people think I'm overweight, but I don't really care. I tear things up that don't belong to me and last week I peed on my bed, but I don't really care. So my resume is below; it's a picture of Dakota's new bed after I got done with it this morning. Please let me know if I'm in.
Sincerely,
Evelyn
Evelyn, sorry to rain on your parade, but your application for membership in Monkeydogs will only end up in heartache and disappointment for you, no matter what Monkeybutt-bunny says. You are only 8" tall. This is an obvious variation from the approved Monkeydog breed standard of 10". Just so you know, the A.M.B.F. have no such restrictions.
And definitely Cosmo has our vote to join the A.M.B.F. The cute factor bodes well for him.
Catie -
Birthday – November 4 2003
Amputation – January 13 2010
Crossed the Bridge – June 2 2011
Dear Catie's Mom and Samson,
I don't wanna be bad, but I can't help it. I'm like Jessica Rabbit. Remember her from "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" She said she didn't wanna be bad either, but she was drawn that way. Of course, she was a cartoon.
I did not know there was a restriction on leg length. I must talk to Rocket. He doesn't look very tall.
I am torn and don't know what to do. I got such tremendous satisfaction from peeing on Dakota's bed last week and tearing up his bed yesterday. Destruction is like doggie crack for me. On the other hand, I don't like gettng yelled at, either.
Samson understands me. I think I might be in love with Samson. I think he lives in New York, though, and that could be a problem. But he says I'm not fat and that makes me swoon. 
I'll think about it. I do agree with you in one way: Cosmo is so cute I could just eat him up! And I think I have the mouth to do it!
Beautifully yours,
Evelyn
Beauty this good takes a lot of sleep.
Evelyn... Samson007 doesnt love you, he only wants and needs numbers for his monkeybutt team. We love you here in the A.M.B.F and care about your feelings and needs - and as Catiesmom says .. we have no height restictions here at all. We are here to bring joy and warmth and hoppiness to our pawrents and we welcome all shapes and all sizes. Please dont be torn.. we are here for you with open paw.. and remember just becausde every now and then you feel some satisfaction from doing a wrong thing, that is only as dog as it is human - it is only when it is done repeatedly and without remorse that it becomes of monkeydog caliber... please consider becoming our friend.
Cosmo... wherever you are - we already love you and accept you into our ranks - you are cuter than a bug in a rug and when I first saw you I saw a perfect little baby Angel Comet ... we need you to be our friend and companion and of course keep tabs on Monkeybuttler for us.. he has Monkeyface Mattie anyway - even though he tried to dump her for a monkeydog girl friend aka - monkeysister.. so please Cosmo .. we love you and welcome you too!
Sincerely and from my heart to you both,
Fearless Leader Sooper Just Plain Cooper
Coopsdad/ Kenneth Blackburn
http://cooper.t.....ipawds.com
the monkeydogs only THINK they have invaded the tripawd state
Evelyn,
See how deceiving those Tripawds are? There is no height restriction on the monkeydog team! Those dummy-head tripawds require you to remove a leg???!!! Do you really want to lose your leg? No, I didn't thing so!
And let me ask you this...how many times has mom and/or dad gotten excited when you went poopie? None. I already know the answer. Well, they celebrate those everyday things with tripawds! Really??!! Yeah, I know. Stoooopid.
Hey, Poopie Coopiehead - no one is talking to Cosmo until I can see if I can mold him into a monkeydog. If I can train him in my monkeymagic ways to terrorize tripawds without a tripawd here, we'll be "The monkeydog boys". I gotta see. So, keep your fatpaws (and fatneck) away from him!!!!!
-monkeybutt - King of Monkeydogs everywhere!
P.S. Evelyn, I think Samson has a little monkeycrush on you, too! (we are best friends you know)
I'm still working on monkeybaby-bunny. So far, so good!
Comet - 1999 to 2011
She departed us unexpectedly January 23, 2011 at the age of 12 1/2.
She was born with a deformed front leg and a tripawd all of her life.
THAT WAS ME, monkeybutt ↑↑
MOM!!!!!! Stop with the leaving your account open!!! I have my paws full over here!
no no Monkeybuttler ... we know that was Angel Comet working on Cosmo.. turning him into a cute loveable monkeybaby bunny who loves tripawds - not you under your mommys accidentally left open account ... for crying out loud a real mensa monkeybuttler would have enough intelligence to look what account he was typing on before he started typing ... so WE know the truth.
Evelyn Monkeybuttler is lying ...oh excuse me I meant talking ... oh yeah when Monkeynuttler talks what difference... oh well anyway we at the A.M.B.F welcome dogs of all sizes and shapes as I said, AND there are no number of leg rules you can have 3 , you can have 4 - you can have 5 legs if you want!! So join the Kool Dog club that Rules!
Sooper Cooper
Coopsdad/ Kenneth Blackburn
http://cooper.t.....ipawds.com
the monkeydogs only THINK they have invaded the tripawd state
Just Plain Cooper said:
Evelyn... Samson007 doesnt love you, he only wants and needs numbers for his monkeybutt team.
Hey Coop L.L.P.O.F. (liar liar pants on fire)
Evelyn sweetie pie, don't listen to ol stooper cooper. He's just jealous cause he doesnt have a beatiful girl like you to talk to so he's trying to steal you away. Remember- every Tripawd needs at least one monkeybutt bunny to keep them in line.
Heck! it takes a whole herd of Ninja Monkeycats to keep Isabelle in line!
Spirit Samson was Spirit Tripawd Daisys four legged "brother" and ruled as the self proclaimed head of the Monkeybutt Federations East Coast Division. Lady Chunky Monkey stayed from Oct 2011 and left for the bridge in Apr 2012. Miss Perdy is left and has some big pawprints to fill.
Do you have what it takes to be a Monkeybutt? Find out more at the Monkeybutt Federation
samson007 said:
He's just jealous cause he doesnt have a beatiful girl like you to talk to so he's trying to steal you away.
Heck! it takes a whole herd of Ninja Monkeycats to keep Isabelle in line!
Oh but you are wrong Samson007 .... I do have a beautiful girl to talk to, I have the most beautiful Isabelle to talk to and it takes a whole herd of monkeycats to TRY to keep her in line but they only fail at it. Evelyn, jealousy has nothing to do with it but you are a beautiful and smart quadpawd so come and be our friends!
Sooper Cooper
Coopsdad/ Kenneth Blackburn
http://cooper.t.....ipawds.com
the monkeydogs only THINK they have invaded the tripawd state
Don't do it Evelyn! It's a trick! Monkeydogs don't play tricks! Seriously.
OH! Isabelle almost came over to our side once during the Snow-mageddon of 2011! Isabelle is very vulnerable! Monkeydogs are hard to resist! We can see it in her eyes!
Yes Samson007, you know nothing about my MonkeyCats! They are in trouble 24/7. Denali, the most MonkeyCat of the MonkeyCats has to sleep in the bathroom everytime he bothers me. I only have to raise my head & look at him as he races past & he gets put away!! Because I am a perfect tripawd, and Cooper is my perfect tripawd friend....Monkeycats keeping ME in lin......HAAAAAAAAHAAAAA. My bed isn't in the bathroom......
Evelyn don't listen to them. They are corrupt and have FREAKY EARS!!!
Isabelle
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