Hi this is Cadence and I broke into mommy's machine. She won't find out because when I raided the litter box as a puppy she never caught me but just wondered why I was smiling a lot that day. 

 Well I just have to say I don't know what all this fuss is about over my baby brufer. Here are the differences I have noticed so far and why I think I am more pawesome and cute:

1. I go potty when I am told. Baby brufer sometimes does not go at all or does one and not the other. Sometimes he even makes a mess in his crate. He smells. Mommy says that is because babies sometimes cannot hold it. I do not smell and I go when I am told and if it is raining and I know I need to go fast, I go, as soon as mommy tells me. I even demonstrated for baby brufer and he still does not get it. He makes mommy say "go potty" over and over which makes me cover my ears.

2. He eats dried leaves like they are going out of style. Doesn't he know leaves are not food? 

3. I do not get baths several times a week (refer to number 1).

4. I am dignified and stay right by mom on my walks. Baby Brufer gets too excited and twists around on his leash like the Pinky the Cat adoption video (see: 

http://toshcomm.....013C1E49 )

Even my older brufer Newton the cat does not behave in this undiginified manner.

5. I do not bite at the tail of my older brufer Newton the cat. Little Brufer does.

6. Little brufer is loud (another undignified behavior which makes me have to cover my ears).

7. I don't try to eat little brufur's food. He tried to eat mine. I had to "talk" to him about that once. 

Mommy says I need to be patient and I used to be this undignified but I highly doubt that. What I want to know when does this get better? If you have a baby brufer and are in this same situation, please HELP! – Cadence