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Roger AGGLP. I Should Have Known Better, these monkey dogs are more elusive than we thought. We have brought in intelligence expert Billy Shears to Help with tracking these varmit monkeydogs. We think there was a sighting The Night Before over in the Strawberry Fields off of Penny Lane. Turns out it was a lovely lady named Rita, she was a meter maid. Upon further investigation, we have determined these monkeydogs are Here, There, and Everywhere, but It Won't Be Long and we should have then all Back in the U.S.S.R. Actually, things are starting to Come Together quite nicely, we have had reports that the monkeydogs are in a state of Helter Skelter. I do have to hold back Private Beatle Bailey, he lives by the motto Happiness is a Warm Gun, and we found out that we need to do a little fine tuning with our secret weapon, he went to take the ears off a monkeybutt and his shot was off, flipping the monkeybutt  backwards in the air and sticking his ears in the ground, he sure looked like The Fool on the Hill with his feet flapping around in the air, but he got away, drats. I will Get Back with you when we have more to report. Sgt Pepper of G.U.S. command division, A.M.B.F. General Sooper Cooper, do you have any orders at this time, WATCH OUT, THERE GOES ONE NOW, drats, missed again, I thought I heard that bwahahahahahha noise coming