Save time spent searching, download the new Tripawds e-book for immediate answers!
Bookmark Jerry's Required Reading List for more amputation recovery advice and care tips.
Review the Tripawds Featured Blogs for the best three legged dog care product recommendations.
Tripawds is a user supported community. Please do what you can to help keep it online.

Miss the show? Listen to the podcast now!
Topic RSS
2:31 pm
2 September 2010
OfflineMonkeybutt-bunny here.
Monkeyfriends,
As you may have heard, I went undercover as a shy terrier mix dog and infiltrated a Tripawd party last Sunday. I had to gather intel for our "Make Tripawds Miserable 2011" mission (Operation: Red Party Hat). My cover was never blown. Those tripawds NEVER got a clue who I was! (I'm so good at disguises and acting! "Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close up!")
Well to my surprise, there was a monkeywrench thrown in! Wyatt Ray Dawg.
The Tripawds don't want to claim him as one of their own! But yet he's a Tripawd so how can the monkeydogs claim him as one of their own either? It's so confusing! And I'm a smart butt-bunny and I don't get it!!! I'm so confused! He was mind-boggling!
So, much to my dismay, I had to turn to the ruling of Comet Dog v. Monkey Butt. (Na! Na! Na! Ginger Legalpants thanks for being such a………Legalpants! – I'm none too happy for your researching the definition of monkeybutt dogs but in this Wyatt Ray case, I had to refer to it!!)
I have decided, as the King of Monkeydogs throughout the land that Wyatt Ray is not a Tripawd nor a Monkeydog – he is a HYBRID!
He is a MONKEYPAWD DAWG!

Just listen to him! (Oh, and he never stopped talking that way for hours!)
2:44 pm
25 August 2010
OfflineGreat video! I love the music, very hard core Wyatt-ish :) Especially the end when he was giving his opinion after the music faded off, lol.
I have some Wyatt competition….
I just called Dr. Pam because Sammy has a baboon butt. No kidding. He started turning circles and licking himself last night. I finally looked at his butt 15 minutes ago and freaked out! BABOON BUTT. Big, red, swollen BABOON BUTT. Dr. Pam is seeing him tomorrow for more x-rays and now because he is trying to infiltrate said monkey butts. I believe he has unknowingly looked up the wrong description though
Okay Wyatt Ray, we are with you!
Elizabeth and Baboon Boy
Mr. Wyatt Ray Dawg is quite the talker!!! You know they have those genetic tests for dogs… maybe they could determine once and for all that he DOESN'T have monkeybutt genes in him!!!! AAHAHA
-Chloe's mom
8:48 pm
27 October 2010
OfflineI dont know… I think Wyatt Ray is full fledged Wrangler Tripawd Dawg. Monkeybuttler you just keep hoping that you will get a good dawg like Wyatt Ray. And good luck with that make Tripawds Miserable for 2011 plan – let us all know how that works out for you. You will be keeping your hands full with the A.M.B.F for sure.. I will take my role as the Fearless Leader of said A.M.B.F in all sincerity for our former Fearless Leader Angel Comet. Tripawds around the world have already infiltrated monkeydog intelligence everywhere and you dont even know it. Remember to watch your back Monkeybuttler!
Sooper Cooper
8:50 pm
27 October 2010
OfflineOh no Elizabeth! Not baboon boy! Dear Sammy hold on and get that dreaded baboon butt taken care of right away!
Sooper Cooper
9:26 am
13 April 2010
OfflineOh, you poor, misinformed Monkeybutt-Bunny!!! Surely you must have more evidence than simply your video to come to the conclusion that Wyatt Ray has any Monkey Buttedness in him. From what I saw in the video, Wyatt Ray was only fighting/wrestling with Quadpaws!!! Clearly, he has shown his value as a trusted lieutenant in the AMBF organization. Oh – and your claims that he is talking like a monkeydawg? He was just trying to call out the Monkeydogs for a fight. Don't you worry, Monkeybutt-Bunny – I got more legal knowledge to drop on you. In case you forgot, you were the losing party in the Comet Dog v. Monkey Butt case. In fact, the court even awarded attorney treats to Comet's counsel. That is why you had to change your name, so na na na to you, my friend.
11:53 am
27 October 2010
Offlineyes…. neener neener neener Monkeybuttler….oh yes ahemm! Thanks once again for your abundance of legalese and knowledge Ginger Legal Pants, Or should I say Attorney General Ginger Legal Pants… I hope I have the authority for this promotion Angel Comet.. I am still unsure of my entire job description, but if it is in my power I hearby feel that due to the great amount of loyality to her job that Ginger should be hereby promoted to Attorney General Ginger Legal Pants.
4:00 pm
Team Tripawds
25 July 2009
OfflineMB, your little brain cannot handle such big thoughts. Be careful before your head explodes!
I am neither here nor there, neither human nor beast.
I. Am. MonkeyPawd.
I am the Referee to keep you Monkey Dogs and Tripawds in line!
Why on earth would I be a Tripawd? I'm not missing a leg!
It is my job to ensure that you psychotic Monkeydogs and Tripawds don't get out of hand. That's why I'm always yelling. You are always creating such a ruckus!
So stop spreading rumors about me or I will get Miss Ginger Legalpants to serve you a summons!
7:40 pm
2 September 2010
OfflineOooooooooPoooooo! I'm ssssoooooooooo scared! NOT!!!!
SHUSH IT UP Wyatt!
Oh, that's right…. you couldn't hear me because YOU WON'T STOP TALKING!
My floppy ears hurt just thinking about it!
General Cooper…Sgt. Pepper of G.U.S. company ( Going Undercover Specialist ) reporting sir. We have been given orders by ground control and Major Tongue to assist in the mission of sniffing out the infidel monkeydog. We have just successfully completed our mission of irradicating a wild pack of thwacker pugs. We have been told these wirey varmits are a master of disguise, so we have enlisted the services of Private Beetle Bailey who has just completed his training with our latest secret weapon which has the latest technology in sniffing out the menacing monkeydog, capable of knocking a red hat or 5 inch ears clean into next December. Awaiting orders, sir
11:41 am
Moderator
18 October 2009
Offlinehey- whats this about thwacker pugs? What are thwacker pugs?
You better not be talking about pugapalooza!! Pugapalooza sides with Tripawds- I make sure of it!
Spirit Tri PUG Maggie
5:40 pm
27 October 2010
OfflineSgt. Pepper G.U.S – it is good to have you on board, I will brief you so you can get on with the task at hand ( and also because no one wants you debriefed ) Sorry a little tripawd humor there…. ahemm…. anyway. It is good to have you on board and full of zeal. you will need all the zeal you can get, because the monkeydogs are worthy adversaries… please clarify on the thwacker pugs… I am sure you dont mean the pugapalooza as they have always shown their colors for the tripawds, speaking of colors… I hope you havent knocked the red hat off of Wyatt Ray or knocked his 5 inch ears into next Friday as I believe Wyatt Ray to be neutral. Hopefully you mean Monkeybuttlers red hat and 5 inch ears.. if so please carry on as I had already knocked one of his 5 inch ears into next Friday , but he only used it to fling profanities at the tripawds. Welcome aboard and good work, any orders at this time would be to check in with Attorney General Ginger Legal Pants for the particulars on active Monkey dogs to seek out.
Fearless Leader Sooper Cooper
Sir….. Sgt. Pepper reporting, thwacker pugs was the code name of the enemy on our last mission, that's all we can reveal at this time, but nothing to do with pugapalooza ( plus I thought it sounded kinda neat) Our secret weapon is programmed to only knock hats and ears off of monkeybutters, so Wyatt Ray is safe, although it has been known to be a little off target and give the intended monkeybutt a good flip in the air, thus disorienting the suspect and still allowing us to capture them. We will await our orders from AGGLP for the deployment of our troop to where the suspected monkeybutt is thought to be hiding. From what I've been told, these monkeybutters act on impulse without much thought of the consequences, I think this will be a quick and easy mission. Thank you for your confidence in the G.U.S. platoon, we won't let you down,…sir
7:38 pm
13 April 2010
OfflineSo much to discuss. First of all, my Fearless Leader Sooper Cooper, I humbly accept your appointment as Attorney General Ginger Legal Pants! I believe Angel Comet would approve. As my first official act in my new role, would you allow me to draw up a proposed law to submit to the Tripawd legislature? I propose the outlawing of Monkey Dawgs of all shapes and color. The continued ownership of Monkey Dawgs shall be punishable by three weeks in the forced servitude of Tripawdism.
Now, Sgt. Pepper – I have some new intel for you. This just in. There is a gathering of Monkey Dogs down on Abbey Road. I hear that one of them has a Revolver, and they are planning a Revolution. They think they will lead the Tripawds on a Magical Mystery Tour. However, it will be a Hard Day's Night before the Monkey Dogs put their Rubber Soul down on the Tripawds. I pledge to help Sgt. Pepper all Eight Days a Week to put down the Monkey Dog Revolution. If we need Help, we will send out word. Don't ever forget, you Monkey Dogs – we Tripawds are Here, There and Everywhere.
8:49 pm
2 September 2010
Offline"Well, aint she sweet!"
HeeHawHeeHaw!
P.S. I ask you confidentially!
Most Users Ever Online: 165
Currently Online:
78 Guest(s)
Currently Browsing this Page:
1 Guest(s)
Top Posters:
AngelAbbysMom: 1498
Emilysmom: 1231
fightingforsammy: 1120
jakesmom: 1111
Cooper: 976
10711: 942
riosmom: 939
Cherry: 930
Member Stats:
Guest Posters: 442
Members: 3487
Moderators: 8
Admins: 3
Forum Stats:
Groups: 4
Forums: 22
Topics: 5883
Posts: 81370
Newest Members: wish2bme2, drakes73, ronnie3716, slimsdad, myargos, chicadawg, zippywoo32, southerngal





Log In
Register
Members
Home
Add Reply
Add Topic
Quote
