I just got this email from a hot young Southern California dog:
“I’m 5 years old (35 young doggie years) and love long walks on the beach, chasing the dogs next door, barking at raccoons and coyotes and snuggling with my peeps. I have beautiful fur and stand about waist high with a long bushy tail.
I would love to go out on a date with you but please treat me like the dog I am and no doggy style till the 3rd date…If your ever around Fallbrook stop in and see me…“
Too bad we’ve already past through California on our full-time RV road trip. If only I knew her name…
Wow, it looks like you missed out on a hot time, Jerry, but rest assured, there are plenty of cute ladies out there just waiting to meet a star like you! You are a real catch in any girl’s eyes, so don’t be disappointed. Love, Blazer & Vicki