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Ok ...that Fortis monkeybutt picture....what a Greek God I say! I'm laughing so hard at everyone's posts that I have no comment other than I think you're right Madeline, tripawds do have ugly butts! Ok and about that "I have no butt or we think you don't have a butt" talk...TMI for sure!! Bwaaaahhahhahh!! 
My sweet golden Mackenzie. She became my angel on Dec 29, 2010 at the age of 8 1/2 although she was always my angel from the time we brought her home. She was diagnosed with osteosarcoma in Sept 2009 and officially became a tripawd (front leg) on Nov 5, 2009. She will be forever in my heart and now she's running free with all of our other tripawd heroes. I love you Mackenzie!
HOOORAY and YAAAYAAAAAAAAAAYYYYAAA for Monkeypoo!
Monkeypoo Zuzu you have done the monkeydogs all over the world proud! You made the white one a Comet voodoo doll! Now, shake it, monkeypoo!
Take that Comet Vomit!
"Monkeyface, what's up with not logging in? Your posts keep appearing as a guest."
Well lah-tee-dah! I told you it was complicated. I can't do that when my mom is at work. I knew you wouldn't understand. Something about Big Brother and 1984.
PS. We don't have any of those insects where I live. We just have mosquitoes that bite with their butts....their MONKEY butts! Run tripawds run, cause they really love to get you in them tender parts. yeah, and bears and wolves (that like to eat tripawds, because quad pawds are just one leg over and above their meal allowance). And don't start on the reptiles because we don't have any of those either!
NYAHHH!
Way to tell them Mattie MF! That'll keep them away from Alaska!
Yeah, if the brown recluse spider doesn't get you in Vegas then the casinos will! So, don't think about coming to Vegas either!
tombi said:
Hey Fortis, next time you feel like adding some flash to your disguise check out these http://www.etsy.....ur-cat-and
Here's our buddy Blue demonstrating
Thanks tombi! Yes, these should be a big help. The way I see it, based on the foulness of these Monkeybutts, the Rear Gear (NO MORE MR. BROWN EYE) should serve nicely placed around their snouts!!! 
AgentFortis
anyemery said:
OK… Fortis I need your help! Calling all AMBF agents out there! Look at what my monkeypoo sister did to her favorite toy? (I hope this picture turns out ok in the forum – if not I also posted it in my blog when mom wasn't looking)
Oh my, we need to get that Mondeypoo under control don't we. I'm afraid it might be all that poo she has been eating. You know that is how the Monkeybutts do their bidding right? That is their only source of food, so if they can lure you into eating some they have you. You are basically turned into a poopire! Forever craving POO! I'm currently looking for a cure but thus far have come up empty handed. Whatever you do Holly, stay away from the poo. I think maybe at this point your little sis needs "Rear Gear" implementation. I'm sorry, but I think it is best for now.
AgentFortis
I'll put one of those rear gears on my monkeybutt if they have some "lips"!
That way tripawds can kiss my ………………………………………………………………………………….MONKEYBUTT!
Monkeybutt, you are something else.
Shanna & Spirit Trouble ~ Trouble gained her wings 3/16/2011, a 27 1/2 month cancer survivor, tail wagging. RIP sweetheart, you are my heart and soul. Run free at Rainbow Bridge.
The November Five - Spirits Max, Cherry, Tika, Trouble & Nova. 11/2008 - 3/2013 An era ends as Queen Nova crossed the Bridge.
Zuzu is loving the cold weather we had here over the weekend... all the poop in the yard turned to poopcicles! 
Gross! Bet all the monkeybutts think that's great that she grosses me out so quickly!
Holly joined the world of tripawds on 12/29/2009. She has a big little sister, Zuzu, who idolizes Holly and tries to make all of her toys into tripawds in Holly's honor. And she's enjoying life one hop at a time!
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