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I love my tripawd Daisy, yes I do
I'd love to make some Daisy stew,
When she wimpers and simpers and looks so sad,
Mom runs right over and so does dad,
"Do you want to go out?" "Do you want a treat?"
All because she has three feet
They dont even notice that I have four,
Maybe I should grow one more
I can run faster and look cute too,
She evens gets petted when she takes a poo,
I found some freinds that think like me,
The monkeydogs will rule, just wait and see,
You can't stop us cause we're so smart,
The tripawds are dumb and they just fart,
We'll cause trouble and make such a fuss,
We'll soon have enough Monkeydogs to fill a bus,
I love my tripawds Daisy, yes I do,
Anyone want a bowl of Daisy Stew?
Monkeydog Samson
Spirit Samson was Spirit Tripawd Daisys four legged "brother" and ruled as the self proclaimed head of the Monkeybutt Federations East Coast Division. Lady Chunky Monkey stayed from Oct 2011 and left for the bridge in Apr 2012. Miss Perdy is left and has some big pawprints to fill.
Do you have what it takes to be a Monkeybutt? Find out more at the Monkeybutt Federation
BWHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!! choke gasp!! cough !! wow - samson007 you are quite the comedian I will be coming back to this channel for more entertainment for sure!
Coopsdad/ Kenneth Blackburn
http://cooper.t.....ipawds.com
the monkeydogs only THINK they have invaded the tripawd state
WOW! That is really horrible and funny!!!! Yikes! Look out!!
Tripawds Founders Jim and Rene
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Hey Everyone! That's my best friend that just wrote that classic poem! He's the smartest ever! S-a-m-s-o-n! True to his name! Tough and brave!
Samson, if I was close by - I'd shake your paw! Something those stooooopid tripawds can't do! Muwahaahaa!
Oh Waaaaaaaaa - Tripawds! Yeah, go cryin' to you mama that you can't shake anymore! Waaaaaaa!..........big fat babies.
Rah, rah, rah MONKEYDOGS!
Hey Everypawdy! Im still here. Sam was just funnin with y'all. Anyway, he doesnt even know how to work the stove.
He may talk big in front of his Monkey Buddies but he really loves me. I tried to walk without my wheelchair and ended up in the one part of the living room floor not covered with a runner/area rug. When mom got home from work she found Sam cuddled up next to me......
Daisy
Daisy earned her wings on Oct 22, 2011 at 14 years old
She is now the official greeter at the rainbow bridge
Everyone is guaranteed a welcome sniff and Dalmatian smile
Monkeydogs are NOT VERY NICE…..but they can write incredibly funny pawems !!!!!
Hey Daisydoodoo-head,
Don't kid yourself! Monkeydogs are smart! Samson isn't showing off in front of his monkeybuddies! That cuddling business was for mom's benefit! Monkeydogs are masters at telling mommy and daddy we love our tripawd pals! I'll bet you 10 treats, Samson DOES know how to work the stove..........okay, maybe just the crockpot - but still!
Daisydoodoo - you got a little smudge on your face. OH WAIT! That's permanent doo-doo! Bwahaaaahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaahhaaaaaaaaaaaa snort hhhhhhhhaaaahaaaaa!
Miss Riley,
Who says monkeydogs are not nice? "Nice" is relative. We're nice to each other!!!!!!!!! So there. Double there.
Bwahahaahaaaahaaaa who cares what you think haaaahaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
-monkeybutt
HAHAHAHAHAH too funny!!!!
-Chloe's mom
Chloe became a rear amp tripawd on 7-29-10. Another tumor was removed on front leg 2-20-14. Found 3rd tumor on neck 2-2015, but she's still kicking cancer's butt at age 14. Chloe's blog
You are right Monkeybutt! We are the nicest, bestest ever dogs. Samson! you are a really good poet. Good for you AND US...THE MONKEYDOGS! There are sooooo many of us and we are really cool. Tripawds are dummy heads. MFM NYAGH!
hey Mattie!! if the monkeydogs are so smart - how come the tripawds ahve published at least 3 or 4 poems to the monkeydogs one silly (and partially horrifying) poem?? why dontcha give us an answer for that one huh? also... dont forget that monkeybuttler guy is sneaking around behind your back looking for monkeydog girlfriends
Fearless Leader Sooper Cooper of the A.M.B.F
Coopsdad/ Kenneth Blackburn
http://cooper.t.....ipawds.com
the monkeydogs only THINK they have invaded the tripawd state
Ah ha!!! My trick worked!!! I composed that poem, and then buried it next to an old bone in Samson's back yard to see if he would try to take credit for it. Of course, he did change a few words, as I would never say anything bad about my Tripawds. Basically, he flip flopped all references to Tripawds and Monkeydogs. But you have been caught, you silly Monkeydog. See, Monkeydogs are NOT smart and clever - they just take credit from the good, heavenly Tripawds.
AGGLP signing off.
HAHAHAHAHAA!! AGGLP what a pawesome trick!! and old Samson007 got caught red quadpawed!! woohoo!!
Coopsdad/ Kenneth Blackburn
http://cooper.t.....ipawds.com
the monkeydogs only THINK they have invaded the tripawd state
heres the real meat if there was to be any stew AGGLP....[Image Can Not Be Found]
Coopsdad/ Kenneth Blackburn
http://cooper.t.....ipawds.com
the monkeydogs only THINK they have invaded the tripawd state
Come on Monkeydogs- the tripawds want an Oscar meyer singalong!!!!
Oh, My tripawd has a first name, it's D-O-P-E-Y
My tripawd has a second name, it's D-A-I-S-Y
Oh, I love to try to eat her everyday,
And if you ask me why I'll say. . .
'Cuz Dopey Daisy has a way. . .
Of annoying me most everyday
Spirit Samson was Spirit Tripawd Daisys four legged "brother" and ruled as the self proclaimed head of the Monkeybutt Federations East Coast Division. Lady Chunky Monkey stayed from Oct 2011 and left for the bridge in Apr 2012. Miss Perdy is left and has some big pawprints to fill.
Do you have what it takes to be a Monkeybutt? Find out more at the Monkeybutt Federation
Silly monkeydog... we fixed your formatting.
FYI: Use the Paste As Text button (small clipboard with a T) when pasting content from another application.
Tripawds Founders Jim and Rene
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