Well, first off this post is supposed to be about me but mommy asked me to send her apologies for not being available very much here lately.  She mumbled something about it's 4th quarter retail, her busy season.   And then we had visitors this weekend!  (She also had to clean house – which I wasn't suppose to say out loud! But I had to help her, so I'm saying it out loud!)  She said she'll be back soon!

Okay back to me!

I have to tell you about having some wonderful people come visit me! 

I got to meet Riley and Angel Catie's mom, Carmen and her bestest friend, Bev!  I was so excited!!!  They were the coooooolest people in the whole wide world!  I was especially smitten with Bev!  She has Monkeycats!  And I loved Carmen too!   Bev, if you read this – please come back and visit me!  I promise I'll give you a kiss next time!   

My mom was so happy, I think she even had some tears in her eyes when she finally got to meet Carmen after all this time! I know Carmen loved Angel Comet, but I'm not holding it against her now that I've met her!  I can see why mommy likes her so much! 

Please come back to visit some day Carmen…….and bring Bev!! (Riley, it would be super neat to meet you too!)

Next, we got to meet a tripawd families; Jack and Cindy, Shelby's mom and dad. And then Lisa, Ranger's mom.  I didn't want to go to this event because……well……..there were tripawds!!!!  Shelby and Ranger.   And Ranger's mom brought a friend's teacup chiwawawa….the only other monkeydog.  But I'm not sure he counts as a monkeydog because he lives in a apron Lisa had on! 

And once again, I had to go to a tripawd pawrty in disguise as a scared terrier mix!  It throws the tripawd's guard off if I pretend to be scared!   However, I couldn't hold back when I saw Ranger!  You'd be proud of me, Monkeydog Federation!  I growled and barked at Ranger!  "Get away Ranger!" I would say!  "Your calm, sweet demeanor isn't fooling the monkeydogs!".   

I really threw him off because the last time I met him, I was nice to him!   He didn't know what to think!!  My master monkeydog plan is working!!!  Bwhaaaahaaahahahhahahhaha! …….."Take that Ranger!"  Monkeydogs don't like you, so there!  Bwhahahhahahahahahaha!

Okay, but here's the weird thing…………Shelby fell in love with me!!!!!  She couldn't resist me!  Her eyes lit up when she saw me!  She even gave me a kiss ……which was gross…I didn't like…I promise….cross my heart!!   I tried to not make eye contact with her but my charm was too much to resist.   See the pictures below….she can't take her eyes off me!

It was great seeing Lisa again and it was really nice to meet Jack and Cindy too.  (I don't usually like Tripawd pawrents, but they were really nice to me!)  I might kiss you next Cindy!  Honestly.  

So, it was a super duper fantastic weekend for a monkeydog!  I got to meet lots of nice people (and some stooopid tripawds)……oh, and my house is clean!!!!!  (sorry Mommy, I couldn't resist!)

Here some pics.  Couple of things:  Take note at Shelby's love for me.  Take note that a monkeydog snuck in the back of us and got in the picture!  Take note, they made me wear a tripawd bandana!!!!  (I was tortured!) And take note that I did not want to be apart of a group picture

I woulda stared at you, too, Monkeydoodle. You're cute and little and cuddly and fuzzy wuzzy and you make all the girls wanna smooch you on your adorable little black button  nosey wosey! So bwhahahahahaha yourself, Monkeysnookums! Cute little scaredy kitty stinky boy. 

Love (because I have to be nice), Dakota

Bwahahahhaha. Way to go Shelby!! Way to get in there and score on for the Tripawd Warrior Princesses! We told you, MBBVP, that we were going to kiss you – and then we sent Shelby in cuz you were least expecting it from her so you let your guard down. Bwwhahahahhahahaha!

My momma wanted to go along – I did too, cuz I really wanted to hold you down and kiss you GOOD so you would really squirm! But then I had to go and not feel so great. You were lucky this time, MBBVP, cuz you almost had two TWPs kissing you! Wow – that would have been TWP kisses in stereo…

Maybe next time.
KISSES MBBVP
Abby (oh, btw, I would totally kiss all of you – the peoples and Ranger and everybody – but those would be nice, sweet kisses.)

We had a ball!!!!

We just got home and Shelby pretty must slept alll the waaayyyy home.

Saturday morning she brought the strip to a stand still…Elvis…Cher…Bette…Frank, Dean and Sammy, move over, Las Vegas found a new "one name" star, Shelby.

Photo's and more story to come!

the chauffeur

Way to go Shelby – glad you planted Monkeybutt with a big ol' Tripawd kiss.  I bet he secretly liked it and is just playing the "woe is me" routine to get sympathy from his monkeydog friends. 

I looks like it was a great Vegas Tripawd party – sorry we missed it.

Hey Monkeyboy – my Mommy is going to bring you a present next week but you only get it if she can give you a big kiss from me – AGGLP!!

MBBVP! Im sorry I wasnt there to cover your monkeybutt! It must have been so hard to be good for an entire weekend, especially when you were attacked by tripawd gurrls and had to watch your mom gushing over them! Yuk! Gack! (I am really jealous that we couldnt be there..I think if mom and dad we able to go they would have left us home anyway cause it would have taken us forever to ride in the car from NY to Las Vegas)

PS: have determined that the new dawg….Lady (aka Lazy Slug Who Sleeps All Day And Wakes Up Only Long Enough To Eat and Is A Real Kiss @ss With Dad) is a monkeybutt. She always wants to lay down and sleep in the exact spot I am….except she wants ME to move….harumph.

Ok folks, here are our photo's from the Las Vegas Tripawd/monkeybutt Pawty.

Let us know what you think, but be nice.

http://lasvagas…..erfly.com/

Take care, the chauffeur