Hey Monkeybutheadedness,

I think you are jealous cause you don't have ampuversaries to celebrate.  Abby is on her 12th one!  I can understand your wishing you had one too, but you don't!  So go outside and hop around a little, pretend you are good enough to be a 3 legged fighting machine, and maybe….. MAYBE… your mom will feel sorry for you and give you a special day too.   In the meantime, lay off our pretty Abby girl, she is WAY too good for you!

Sammy the Defender and protector of the tripawd gals (most especially Gayle)

Dear Monkeybutt,

Truly your jealousy is getting the better of you. I realize you only got to be in ONE calendar, whereas I am in FOUR of them (plus the cover girl on one of them). I can't help being this beautiful. Not only does the camera love me, EVERYONE loves me. (Except you – but that just proves that you are weird and an a-nom-molly, or whatever that word is.) 

Besides, Ranger is right – I see your secret cry for help in the video, since it starts out with "Dear Abby" – um, yeah, that means YOU are asking ME for advice. Well, here is some advice: you don't look good in green! You need to just get over it and accept the following: Tripawds are The Best; Tripawds will always be The Best; Everyone knows Tripawds are The Best; Tripawds will always get to have special pawrties in their honor. Today I am going to the beach, getting lots of presents, AND getting a special burger all my own! What are you doing today? Eating worms? Oh, poor you. 

Kisses, (but I don't really mean it. Mama made me type that…)

Abby Louise, TWPSMCG (Tripawd Warrior Princess SuperModel Cover Girl)

MBVP you are in need of some therapy! Jealously does not become you. In fact, to make yourself feel better, you could have your own calender just for MBVP and be on the cover and all 12 months. Every day you could stare at yourself. Make sure you include the one above ~ glowing with ???!

You had better come out to California and get straighten out  -  we have oodles of therapists, I'm sure that we could find at least one to work with you – well maybe not….

TGP furever!

Abby – you are a STAR

Lylee & Joanne

xoxxo

Zeffy, thank you for the fun picture. I think we could definitely have a good pawrty together. We could totally chase shiny reflections and I could take you to my fave beach where there are lots of bird and bug shadows to chase. The butterfly shadows are best cuz they fly all crazy. I like how you roll, sista friend. Grrrrl Power!!

And, go ahead, make MBBVP mad… It's fun!!!
Kisses!!!
Abby